The Jingoistic States of United peeps is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.769 billion United peepsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The powerhouse United peepsian economy, worth 471 trillion lire a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,685 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. United peeps's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United peeps is ranked 56,372^nd in the world and 451^st in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 24.91 flags saluted per person per day.